Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I'm worried about my roomates eating habits


My roommate, Justin, has a very unique diet. A diet that is beginning to concern me; only because i care about my roommates health. When it comes to time to eat.... I can count on my roommate doing one of these three things.

1. Eat Ice Cream with Jordan
2. Eat Cereal
3. Make a massive meal for a large group of people.

Eating Chocolate ice cream shakes is the routine standard. He eats on average of about 4.35 shakes per week, which is 7 days. I know my roommate can cook because it was just the other night that he made shrimp, yellow tail, and a fruit bowl for a dinner for Jordan and I. What i don't know or understand is why he only cooks for groups of people and not cook for himself.

What i think I do understand is why my roommate eats cereal such as Mini-wheats and Coco puffs to be exact on an excessive basis. For those of you who don't know, cereal is actually one of the most unhealthy meals one can have. Cereal has been known to actually be the cause of Diabetes 1. Diabetes 2 is cause be eating too much Ice Cream. With these known facts and with Justins eating habits taking into consideration I am sadend to say my roomate is bound for Diabetes 3, the worst Diabetes of them all. All becasuse my roomate thought that for every meal he saves money on by eating a bowl of cereal meant he could spend the money he saved on a chocolate ice cream shake.

Needless to say my roomate is not that smart. So Justin... Diabetes 1 shame on me.... Diabetes 2 shame on you... but Diabetes 3....I'll buy you insolin if you make me dinner tomorrow night?

please...


Zach

5 comments:

justin and zach said...

First of all Zach, I have a chocolate shake everyday, to keep the doctor away!

Second, I am smart...thats all I need to say about that.

Third, I like to make dinner for people, thats all.

Cheers,
Justin "the bunches in your oats"

justin and zach said...

Justin you are wrong. I am right.

Jayden-Lynn said...

haha...i really enjoyed this!

cheers :)

championvinyl said...

Please get someone to proof your blogs.

Meaghan Maples said...

i would really like someone to make dinner for me for a change... soon...
miss you.

ps
zach, im with george in cbad this sunday. i promise that when i stop deciding to go to church for money i will come to college group. :)